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If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?

Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.
Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates. Who would you vote for?

Candidate A.
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist.He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B.
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.

Which of the se candidates would be our choice?
Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.
and, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question:
If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.

And Finally, can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:
* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year...
Can you guess which organization this is?

It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.
The same group that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed
to keep the rest of us in line.

Random Stuff That'll Make You Laugh

HERE ARE SOME FUN FACTS FOR YA'LL

The shortest complete sentence in the English language is “I am.”

The most used letter in the English alphabet is ‘E’, and ‘Q’ is the least used!

Floccinaucinihilipilification, the declaration of an item being useless, is the longest non-medical term in the English language.

Goddessship is the only word in the English language with a triple letter.

The sentence “The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.” uses every letter of the alphabet!

The sentence “Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs” uses every letter of the alphabet and uses the least letters to do so!

There is a lawsuit every 30 seconds in the U.S.

More than 50% of time spent in U.S courtrooms is over automobile cases.

The world’s longest-named lake has 45 letters (Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg).

In the U.S. there are 18 doctors called Dr. Doctor, and one called Dr. Surgeon. There is also a dermatologist named Dr. Rash, a psychiatrist called Dr. Couch and an anesthesiologist named Dr. Gass.

“Rhythm” is the longest English word without a vowel.

The longest word in the English language is ‘pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis’ which describes a lung disease caused by breathing in particles of volcanic matter or a similar fine dust.

“Jack” is the most common name in nursery rhymes.

In the English language there are only three words that have a letter that repeats six times. Degenerescence (six e’s), Indivisibility (six i’s), and nonannouncement (six n’s).

The only three words in the English language to have 2 consecutive u’s is vacuum, residuum, and continuum

There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with: orange, purple, and month!

Q is the only letter in the alphabet that does not appear in the name of any of the United States!

Ernest Vincent Wright wrote a novel, “Gadsby”, which contains over 50,000 words — none of them with the letter E! Of all the words in the English language, the word set has the most definitions!

In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere

-Here Comes The Money!! Money, Money, Money-

OXOXOXOX

There are more collect calls on father’s Day than any other day of the year.
There is now an ATM at McMurdo Station in Antarctica, which has a winter population of 200.

The estimated value of services provided by the global ecosystem (water, food, materials etc.) runs between $16 and $54 trillion per year.

Japanese lead the world in vending machines, selling $100 Armani ties, $30 bottles of whiskey, and $5 glasses of beer, right next to soft drink machines. It is possible because of low vandalism and petty theft.

In 1995, Toys R Us sold more than $9 billion of goods in the U.S. alone.

The average one-dollar bill wears out in less than two years.

A lump of pure gold the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court!

The 3 most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.

It takes 3,000 folds to wear out a dollar bill

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9o% Is 1/2 Mental

Make 7 Up Yours

It is legal for a robber to file a law suit, if he or she got hurt in your house

(This Law is From The Great State That I Live In...How Stupid Right??!!)

Does This Sentence Strike Anyone Else As Odd!!??

The sentence “Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs” uses every letter of the alphabet and uses the least letters to do so!